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Brown wanted us to cut the amount of petrol we use.....

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3
million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The
price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel,
conscript him on a three month course, then hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he
must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on
it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since
he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
resident.... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and
provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make
a better life for themselves... ....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway,
without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....

Have you put this excellent proposal to your MP Clive? Very Happy

hmm, interesting one.
so would you also send all the english off as well clive, after all they are a fatherless nation.

As long as we don't have to move to Scotland. Up yer kilt man ! Laughing

jan69c wrote

As long as we don't have to move to Scotland. Up yer kilt man ! Laughing

theres enough of you numpties up here stealing our land and housing, no room for any more.
anyway, last time we got the dregs up here they were "sent homewards tae think again", 1314. Surprised

chrichton wrote

theres enough of you numpties up here stealing our land and housing, no room for any more.
anyway, last time we got the dregs up here they were "sent homewards tae think again", 1314. Surprised

Is that why there are 6 million Scots living south of the border? Saying that, if I was a Scot I'd be south of the border too. Wearing a kilt with nowt on underneath while the midges are feasting on ya pecker can't be much fun Shocked

Oh yes .....
Wednesday April 16, 1746. The Battle of Culloden Very Happy

I have said it before, but I want that wall rebuilt and passport control introduced !!!!!!!!!! Twisted Evil

jan69c wrote

I have said it before, but I want that wall rebuilt and passport control introduced !!!!!!!!!! Twisted Evil

What are you like at bricklaying Ian?

I'll work the mixer

I have a mixer.my brother will lay the bricks Laughing

jan69c wrote

my brother will lay the bricks Laughing

That'll make his eyes water Laughing

Clive(Cardiff) wrote

That'll make his eyes water Laughing

I dare say it would !

Priceless Laughing

Its got my support, count me in.

Lord Braykewynde wrote

What are you like at bricklaying Ian?

I'll work the mixer

Just to make sure it is done correct I better come along and supervise. Razz

Don't want you numpties putting it in the wrong place like the territorial waters issue. Rolling Eyes

Anyway LB there cannot be 6 million Scots in England as we do not even have that many up here Cool

wee jock wrote

Anyway LB there cannot be 6 million Scots in England as we do not even have that many up here Cool

'Cos they're all bloody down here, that's why Laughing

No, the official estimates for Scots living in England is 800,000 whilst 400,000 English live north of the border.

wee jock wrote

Don't want you numpties putting it in the wrong place like the territorial waters issue. Rolling Eyes

I take it you mean where the Scots don't know where Scotland ends and the Shetlands begins Laughing

No the point where England does not know where Berwick is and now seems to think it has moved north to North Berwick.

Mind you I doubt if that would be just down to the fact they think there are reserves of natural gas there Razz

Latest bulletin,

Scotland has decided that the oilfields off Great Yarmouth are in fact the lost kingdom of Southern Scotland and will remain so until the oil and gas being removed from there runs out. Shocked

Marc B wrote

Latest bulletin,

Scotland has decided that the oilfields off Great Yarmouth are in fact the lost kingdom of Southern Scotland and will remain so until the oil and gas being removed from there runs out. Shocked

Heh! heh! heh! Laughing

Let me know if the bug-eyed Eck is coming to visit so I can club the ****** over head Very Happy

Lord Braykewynde wrote

Oh yes .....
Wednesday April 16, 1746. The Battle of Culloden Very Happy

Was that not the battle where the Scotish lowlanders kicked the backsides of the Scotish highlanders and that the only English on the battlefield were the officers Confused

samnjan wrote

Was that not the battle where the Scotish lowlanders kicked the backsides of the Scotish highlanders and that the only English on the battlefield were the officers Confused

... with a few Hanoverians thrown in for the sport Very Happy

Lord Braykewynde wrote

Heh! heh! heh! Laughing

Let me know if the bug-eyed Eck is coming to visit so I can club the ****** over head Very Happy

c'mon lordy, i got into bother with posting something like that in another forum where you also visit, it was a reference to the front cover of the latest monthly mag that had come out, i said the picture depicted two wee children clubbing a seal pup over the head, and posted a pic of one being culled, got my balls kicked for doing so. funnily enough, others then replied saying they too could see the resemblence.